Speed audit · July 2026

Most trades websites fail the phone test.

In July 2026 I ran mobile speed audits (Google Lighthouse, mobile preset) on more than 50 UK trades websites — electricians, plumbers, builders, roofers, landscapers. Roughly a third scored under 60/100. The worst took 31.6 seconds to show its main content.

Real audits below. No names — just the numbers.

July 2026 · 50+ UK trades sites

Scored under 60/100

On Google Lighthouse, mobile preset.

Sites audited50+
Slowest main content31.6 s
Visitor patience, roughly~3 s

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What I found

Seven audits, picked to show the range

Trade and region only. No business names, no domains — the point isn't to embarrass anyone, it's to show what's normal out there.

Sample of July 2026 mobile speed audits: trade, region, mobile score, and time to show main content
Trade & region Mobile score Main content shown at
Electrician — Merseyside58/1008.6 s
Electrician — Greater Manchester55/10021.6 s
Plumbing & heating — East Midlands39/10014.1 s
Builder — Nottinghamshire58/10012.1 s
Landscaper — Merseyside33/10024.1 s
Landscaper — West Midlands45/10026.0 s
Builder — Greater Manchester*n/a*31.6 s

Real audits, July 2026. Names withheld — the point isn't to embarrass anyone. *Score not computable at this load time; first paint on this site landed at 14.4 s, main content at 31.6 s.

A mobile visitor typically gives up within about 3 seconds. Every row above is several times slower than that.

The sample breakdown

What the free report actually looks like

Here's the one-page breakdown I send, worked through on one of the sites above — the plumbing & heating firm scoring 39/100.

Sample diagnosis: issue, what it means, the fix, and expected gain
Issue What it means The fix Expected gain
Multi-megabyte photos, scaled down in the browser The site sends a huge original photo and lets your phone squash it into a small box — you pay to download pixels you never see. Resize and compress images to the size they're actually shown at. Often halves load time on its own
15–30 plugins, each loading scripts on every page Every plugin adds its own file to download and run — even ones doing nothing on the page you're looking at. Remove what's unused; load the rest only where it's needed. Typically 1–3 s off
Render-blocking theme & page-builder CSS/JS The browser has to fully load the page-builder's styling code before it draws anything — visitors stare at a blank screen meanwhile. Strip it to the CSS actually used; load the rest after the page shows. Usually a second or more off first paint
No caching headers Every repeat visit re-downloads the whole site from scratch, as if it were the first time. Set the server to tell the browser what to keep. Return visits load close to instantly
Third-party embeds loading before the content Maps, review widgets, chat pop-ups and video sit in the queue ahead of your actual words and photos. Defer or lazy-load them so content shows first. Content typically appears 1–2 s sooner
What it costs: nothingWhat it commits you to: nothing

Some of what's above is a 30-minute job. Some justifies a rebuild rather than a patch. The report says which — for your site specifically, not a guess.

What I build instead

The standard a fix or rebuild ships at

The "before" numbers above are other people's sites, measured this month. These "after" numbers are my own live builds, measured the same way — Google Lighthouse, mobile preset, on a mid-range phone.

That's the standard a fix or rebuild from me ships at. Not a promise — the same test, run on my own work.

This site · mobile · 4G

100

PageSpeed performance

Measured on a mid-range phone.

Main content shown1.0 s
Page weight8 KB

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